Heeeeey kidzzzz

[Werner Herzog]

....I dunno what to write....
My brain is DONE, and I've never been good with eloquent introductions, much like a certain blonde dominatrix I know~

At any rate, Werner Herzog, at your service~
I heard about this game from Louise and Kia,
and they were also the ones that directed me to this forum they'd created.
Of course, this place was mentioned to me months ago...
...epic months ago...
and in my incredible punctuality, haven't signed up until just now. 8D

And now that I've run out of things to say,
and my brain is much more interested in consuming a henious amount of coffee,
I'll stop yappin' and leave this open for greetings and the like~

[Kia WelBehenna]

Heya, bud. I am glad you finally joined.

Let's go get a beer and go pussy hunting later, ne?

[Silvio Wenzel]

You sound like a man who gets drunk off life.
...Congrates. Welcome. Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

[Kia WelBehenna]

You sound like a man who gets drunk off life.
...Congrates. Welcome. Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

Fuck you, Silvio.

Wait, I already did! >D

[Silvio Wenzel]

You sound like a man who gets drunk off life.
...Congrates. Welcome. Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

Fuck you, Silvio.

Wait, I already did! >D

I second that notion Kia.

Since I am sure you enjoyed taking it up the rear, by a certain Blondie.

[Kia WelBehenna]

You sound like a man who gets drunk off life.
...Congrates. Welcome. Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

Fuck you, Silvio.

Wait, I already did! >D

I second that notion Kia.

Since I am sure you enjoyed taking it up the rear, by a certain Blondie.

Hell yeah I did. *♥ to Louise*

And just let me know where and when, Silvio. Of course, this is after Werner and I go out.

[Silvio Wenzel]

You sound like a man who gets drunk off life.
...Congrates. Welcome. Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

Fuck you, Silvio.

Wait, I already did! >D

I second that notion Kia.

Since I am sure you enjoyed taking it up the rear, by a certain Blondie.

Hell yeah I did. *♥ to Louise*

And just let me know where and when, Silvio. Of course, this is after Werner and I go out.

. . . . Glad to see your open to your..... "feelings". >w> If only that Blonde was on to hear that.

Alright. After you two are drunk out of, whatever you've both been drinking, and some how manage to fuck each other in the rear, which I am sure, will be entertaining to watch none the less.
Then we can talk.

[Louise Hardwich]

Oh, I'm here to witness this. (<3 to you as well, Kia.)

While I'm rather on the fence about you taking Werner out without me, perhaps I can turn a blind eye to this if the three of us work something out together at a later time, hm? Perhaps.

In any case, it's a pleasure to see that you've joined us, my dearest Werner<3.

[Kia WelBehenna]

Oh, I'm here to witness this. (<3 to you as well, Kia.)

While I'm rather on the fence about you taking Werner out without me, perhaps I can turn a blind eye to this if the three of us work something out together at a later time, hm? Perhaps.

In any case, it's a pleasure to see that you've joined us, my dearest Werner<3.

Well, you were never one for chicks, Louise. Didn't think you would wanna come for that, but you can definitely join us afterward. I am sure we can figure out some good fun to have, can't we?

[Werner Herzog]

Kia: Heh, I am too, this place could use some real men.
Who feast upon real meat.

Ooho, I kinda like that idea~
I've been feeling exceptionally...hm...gay lately.

Silvio: Among other things, yes, yes. [ grins ]
Oh I try not to get arrested, I'm sure I'd never hear the end of it from my father.
As for Kia?....I'll carry a muzzle. I've heard he bites. [ snickers ]

Louise: Well, glad to hear it babe, I aim to please you know~
Speaking of pleasing, I don't mind sharing a bit of myself, if it's between you and your dog partner.
All I ask for in advance is much alcohol, 'cause that shit's gonna hurt, and I DON'T wanna feel it. [ slight twitch ]

[TheBloodRed]

Hey Werner watch out! Kia and Louise are very demented, and raunchy to boot!

[NotaBene]

Werner, it's nice to see you here at last.

Enjoy the forums, and don't let Kia drink too much, I don't think that Louise wants to pay out to have his carpets shampooed again, need I say more?

I'm not quite sure how this thread managed to evade my detection, but I see that my dear Kia has already helped its descent into the gutter. *pets Kia lovingly*

Let's go get a beer and go pussy hunting later, ne?

Searching for cats? I'd expect that sort of behavior from Tigg, not you Kia.

Don't get arrested..and carry leash for Kia.

No truer words were ever spoken. Speaking of which...Kia...what did happen to you in jail when you got arrested that one time...during Ashraf's mission...*grin*...I do hope you didn't drop the soap.

And just let me know where and when, Silvio. Of course, this is after Werner and I go out.

My my, your waiting list is getting longer. You will make time for me, won't you Kia?

Heh, I am too, this place could use some real men.

I think many could attest to the fact that I meet that qualification, both biologically and psychologically. n_n

Hey Werner watch out! Kia and Louise are very demented, and raunchy to boot!

TBR, how many times do I have to tell you; Kia and Louise are not demented, they're simply eccentric like me. Louise has the excuse of being rich, I have the excuse of being British, and......I'm not entirely sure what Kia's excuse is but he doesn't need one since we love him so much. n_n

[TheBloodRed]

[Werner Herzog]

BloodRed: Who? My Louise? Raunchy and demented?
Classy and devilishly sexy is more like it~
As for Kia, I'll get back to you on that after the 10 shots of Vodka.
Either way, thanks for the welcome, and the warning.
I like it when people watch my ass.

NotaBene: Thanks for the warm welcome, glad to finally be here~
And yes, I'll keep an eye on our dear forum pup...that is...assuming, that I'm not seeing three of him myself.
Hehehe, and I wouldn't have it any other way, a most fitting welcome to a forum like this, indeed.

[Louise Hardwich]

Well, you were never one for chicks, Louise. Didn't think you would wanna come for that, but you can definitely join us afterward. I am sure we can figure out some good fun to have, can't we?

Yes, I can't say that your plans appealed to me much. I'm perfectly fine with joining up afterward - but, please, remember to shower beforehand. I'd rather not dealing with two men bringing home that wretched smell.

Louise: Well, glad to hear it babe, I aim to please you know~
Speaking of pleasing, I don't mind sharing a bit of myself, if it's between you and your dog partner.
All I ask for in advance is much alcohol, 'cause that shit's gonna hurt, and I DON'T wanna feel it. [ slight twitch ]

Well, I do recall that the plan was to get intoxicated beforehand, so I believe this would work out quite well. ^^

BloodRed: Who? My Louise? Raunchy and demented?
Classy and devilishly sexy is more like it~

<3

[Kia WelBehenna]

Looks like this is all the welcome you need, Werner. As you can see, you're coming into a good environment, ne?

[Freaky_Feline]

Hi Werner

*reads the convo up till now* Wow looks like I need some catching up here XD
plus Kia managed again to snatch up a date welcome before I could >.>

ANYWAY Glad we have you in the forum

[Victoria]

Welcome to the forums Werner

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