*New titles from Playgirl Publishing

[NotaBene]

Dearest fans,

We are proud to bring you the steamiest new reads, hot from print! Available exclusively from your Amazon retailer.

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Preface, Page 2. "One may liken dating to a sport. Like a sport there are rules and - of course - sanctions for breaking those rules. It is important that your partner is aware that you will not tolerate misbehavior. A collar and leash is often an effective way of achieving this."




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Chapter 1 - Opposites Attract, Page 12. "Many experienced love makers are constantly on the prowl for innocent victims. The secret to attracting such men is to act oblivious to their game; if they believe that they can take advantage of you - they probably will!"




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Introduction, Page 1. "There are few things in this world more pleasurable than having your cock sucked by an Arabian prince; other than, perhaps, doing an Arabian prince in the ass."




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Chapter 10 - Blond Demon, Page 256. "The blond man bore over me domineeringly. I could feel his breath on my neck. My senses were magnified by the intensity of the man's presence; the sound of my pants zipper seemed deafening, and I knew that I could do nothing to escape this blond demon."




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These new LIMITED EDITION titles are flying off the shelves, so snap them up while you can!


Kindest Regards, and good man hunting,

K. Welbehenna
L. Hardwich
E. Wernicke
L. Streich

[Ecchi]

Oh oh my fucking god, this is hilarious.

[Victoria]

The collection has expanded I see XD I literally fell off my chair laughing, danke for that XP That has made my week

wasn't "spooning private ryan" from Family Guy? =P

[Freaky_Feline]

Sponsoring by spooning private Ryan LOOOOL

My favourite is feigning innocence LOOL makes it credible only by just by looking at Eduard's face xD

[NotaBene]

The collection has expanded I see XD I literally fell off my chair laughing, danke for that XP That has made my week

wasn't "spooning private ryan" from Family Guy? =P

Hee, yes. Originally it was just Louise, but the other models got so jealous and wanted their own books. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to learn that you liked them. n_n

And about the Family Guy reference, I'm really not sure.:-p Probably since they take every other idea. lol

My favourite is feigning innocence LOOL makes it credible only by just by looking at Eduard's face xD

Yeah, I think that picture is the perfect demonstration of how pretending to be innocent can attract cute guys.:-p


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I've set up a poll. Playgirl has given me permission to post a chapter of the most popular book.

[Victoria]

Well, considering I have a coupon for that book, and I have a bf.....

[Louise Hardwich]

I believe I'm temporarily speechless. These are fantastic.

[Kia WelBehenna]

FUCK YEAH, I'M AN AUTHOR!

xD Nota, you never fail to make me laugh. Awesome job on the titles. I'll be sure to stock up on this awesome reading material.

[NotaBene]

Well, considering I have a coupon for that book, and I have a bf.....

I'm sure that Louise's book will be extremely helpful in making him bend to your command. n_n

I believe I'm temporarily speechless. Laughing These are fantastic.

Well you should know; you wrote one of them.

FUCK YEAH, I'M AN AUTHOR!

You sure are, and soon to be a best-selling one at that I'm sure.

xD Nota, you never fail to make me laugh. Awesome job on the titles. I'll be sure to stock up on this awesome reading material.

Well I aim to please. I'm sure there will be discounts available if you buy all four. n_n

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Louise was disappointed with the sales of his first edition, so he has decided to spice things up for his no-holds-barred second edition!

[Silvio Wenzel]

Hot dang.
I'd like to order some of that.
I would have fun reading it the whole time in class.

[NotaBene]

Better get your shapely lycra-clad ass over to Amazon.com then.

[TheBloodRed]

Dammit, I am gonna hafto make some shelf space now. NOTABENE YOU MEANY!!!

[NotaBene]

LOL!!

Playgirl assures its fans that all titles are also available on CD Rom and by E-Book download for ease of use. n_n

[Silvio Wenzel]

Better get your shapely lycra-clad ass over to Amazon.com then.

Agree.
I'm sure nobody would recognize my ID, if I use another person's card.

[NotaBene]

Now that my exams are over, I can start harassing Playgirl Studios to give me a chapter of the selected book. n_n

It is currently a tie between Eduard's 'Feigning Innocence for Dummies' and Louise's '100 ways to train your boyfriend'. All we need is one more decisive vote. As for poor Lawless, he hasn't had any votes at all.

[NotaBene]

Wow, now it's a tie between three of the 4 titles.:-p Who will cast the deciding vote? Who indeed?!

[Victoria]

Well this depends: Does 100 ways to train your boyfriend work on fiances as well?

Poor Lawless, no votes for his book

[NotaBene]

Yes, it does work especially well on fiances. "Easier to keep on a short leash."

And yes, poor poor Lawless. I guess nobody wants to read about sexually abused army boys.........'cept me of course.:-p

[amaya-ruki]

xD looking at makes me want to buy them....badly if only they were real..

[Martin Adenauer]

Wow this is probably our first post here that isn't me or Feline in...who knows how many months. LOL

[amaya-ruki]

xD well i finally got a computer so now i can post on these forums xDDDDD
...i still want those books

[Martin Adenauer]

Awesome we welcome you. And maybe you can order those books.

[amaya-ruki]

x3 yay
ppfft nice wish, i'm broke...i feel stupid now but i need to ask...are those books seriously real and buyable? xD if not then i didnt think so in the first place

[Martin Adenauer]

To be honest I'm not sure. Feline might know though.

[amaya-ruki]

xD um i dont know who that is but okay...i'll go look, do you mean the person who started this thread?

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